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American star comedian ‘Atsugiri Jason’ (known as Jason Danielson in his home country) has featured in a new McDonald’s TV commercial with his face painted white.

“The more white makeup I apply, the more money I bank,” Thickly Sliced Jason told reporters while taking off his Gucci fur coat before entering his Lamborghini Veneno Roadster.

“If I talk like some sort of feeble-minded cretin my approval ratings skyrocket.”

Some gaijin within gaijin circles believe Thickly Sliced Jason’s heavy application of white makeup is offensive.

“I think it’s disgusting how he just lacquers the white stuff right on there as a way of impressing people,” says 4-years-a-gaijin Brian Ferguson.

“That should be left to the HUB where we pretend like we can’t speak Japanese when we’re trying to pick up women.”

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