Japanese Politics

VIDEO: Abe Falls Into Golf Bunker

Video footage has emerged of Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe falling into a bunker while playing golf with U.S. President Donald Trump on Sunday....

Abe Says He Would Appoint More Women If “They Were As Hot As Ivanka...

Ivanka Trump has arrived in Japan on Friday and she was looking incredibly spectacular – she also said a few words from her mouth. Ivanka Trump,...

Japan Eagerly Awaits Results Of Typhoon

The whole of Japan has tuned in to their television sets this evening in anticipation of tomorrow’s typhoon results. “I can’t wait to find out...

Mayuko Toyota Distributes Flyers To Constituents Who Aren’t Bald

Lawmaker Mayuko Toyota has miraculously recovered in hospital from a serious bout of ‘needing-to-escape-from-the-public-eye-while-a-political-shitstorm-passes-by’ and has resumed campaigning for upcoming elections. Toyota visited three train...

Chaos Erupts In Japanese Press Conference After Truth Escapes

A news conference held by Miyazaki Prefectural government officials descended into anarchy yesterday after the truth escaped from a carefully regulated briefing. “It was in...

Abe Shares Japanese Traditions With PM May, Insists She Washes Tea Bowl

British Prime Minister Theresa May has held talks with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe at the start of a three-day trip to Japan with...

Defense White Paper Forecasts Nuclear-Tipped Explosion In Abe Approval Ratings

Japan awoke to the news this morning that they will be increasing their support for Prime Minister Shinzo Abe after a Ministry of Defense...

Abe Reshuffles Cabinet, Still Stinks Like Same Old Festering Shit

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has attempted to shore up the functionality of his medicine cabinet by shifting around the same old members to different...

Abe Seeks To Regain Conservative Support With Well-Crafted Chonmage

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe appeared at a press conference this morning sporting an impressive chonmage in an attempt to regain support from a...

Akie Abe Says She Reverse Gaijin Smashed Trump At The G-20

Akie Abe, the wife of Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, has declared she reverse gaijin smashed US President Donald Trump at the G-20 dinner...

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