Japanese Politics

Chaos Erupts In Japanese Press Conference After Truth Escapes

A news conference held by Miyazaki Prefectural government officials descended into anarchy yesterday after the truth escaped from a carefully regulated briefing. “It was in...

Abe Shares Japanese Traditions With PM May, Insists She Washes Tea Bowl

British Prime Minister Theresa May has held talks with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe at the start of a three-day trip to Japan with...

Defense White Paper Forecasts Nuclear-Tipped Explosion In Abe Approval Ratings

Japan awoke to the news this morning that they will be increasing their support for Prime Minister Shinzo Abe after a Ministry of Defense...

Abe Reshuffles Cabinet, Still Stinks Like Same Old Festering Shit

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has attempted to shore up the functionality of his medicine cabinet by shifting around the same old members to different...

Abe Seeks To Regain Conservative Support With Well-Crafted Chonmage

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe appeared at a press conference this morning sporting an impressive chonmage in an attempt to regain support from a...

Akie Abe Says She Reverse Gaijin Smashed Trump At The G-20

Akie Abe, the wife of Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, has declared she reverse gaijin smashed US President Donald Trump at the G-20 dinner...

NHK Apologizes For Fascist Leader T-Shirt Worn By TV Guest

TOKYO – Japan’s public broadcasting network has made an official apology after allowing a guest on the “Afternoon Live” daily talk show on Wednesday to...

Gov’t Calls For Urgent Response To Stop Infestation Of Fiery Aunts

Government ministers have called for urgent nationwide action against the spread of malicious fiery aunts running for office, after the highly invasive species was...

Abe Asks Merkel If She’ll Be Pouring The Beers At The G20

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe briefly crossed paths with German Chancellor Angela Merkel yesterday asking if she’ll be pouring the beers during the G20...

Political Campaigner Conviction Wanes As Foreigner Approaches

A political candidate campaigning outside a Tokyo station today has wavered in intensity as a foreigner walked closer to the station front. “Please vote for...
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