Japanese Politics

Trump Tweets ‘SEE YOU ON COURSE’ After Losing To Abe On Golf Course

A crucial result being played out at an American course this week has concluded in a Trump defeat. Trump immediately turned to Twitter voicing his...

Abe Forced To Stay In Youth Hostel After “Surprise” Visit To Pearl Harbor

The Prime Minister of Japan has been forced to stay at a cheap Hawaiian hostel after making a “surprise” visit to Pearl Harbor, according...

White Man Blows Minds In Japan With Lack Of English Proficiency

A white middle-aged man has been infiltrating and blowing minds in Japan with his palpable lack of English speaking skills. “My mind received a fair...

Study: 4 Out Of 10 Japanese Soldiers Have Imagined Defense Minister Inada In Cosplay

A new Japanese government report has revealed around 40 per cent of Japan’s self-defense force have visualized Minister of Defense Tomomi Inada in some...

Abe Tells Trump, “Tiny Hands Really Complement A Small Head”

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has diplomatically commenced a meeting with Donald Trump in New York by offering the next president of the United...

Duterte Asks Abe “Is Obama’s Mom Here?” During Hostess Bar Visit

Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has been caught on camera in Japan once again targeting U.S. President Barack Obama’s mother. Duterte was in Japan this week...

Abe Says Public Figures Must Renounce Dual Citizenship: “Can’t Be Both Pen And Apple”

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe said Friday his government would investigate the issue of prominent entities having dual identities such as opposition leader Renho Murata...

Emperor Cites “Crazy Cheap” Hawaii Flights During Opening Diet Session

Emperor Akihito has opened a 66-day extraordinary diet session citing his “weary bones” and the “crazy cheap flights on offer at the moment” to...

Tokyo Governor Can Become a Good Leader By “Making Babies”

The Abe Administration has urged the new governor of Tokyo, Yuriko Koike, to become a strong leader by assuming the role of top “baby...

Japan Elects Tokyo Governor Via Live Game of Lubricant Stairs King of the Hill

Former environment minister Yuriko Koike of the Liberal Democratic Party has been elected governor of Tokyo after triumphing in a game of “Lube Stairs...
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