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Broken English Fatally Assaults Flawlessly Articulated Japanese

A grammatically sound Japanese phrase articulated by a foreigner living in Nagoya City has been grievously shot down with an onslaught of broken English. Within a blink of...

Japanese ‘Trump’ Playing Card Denies Association With Acts Of Misogyny

A well-known Japanese ‘trump’ playing card has spoken out over accusations of connections to serious acts of misogyny. “I may be a Trump by name, but I...

Gaijin Hangs Up Phone Feeling Highly Respected But None The Wiser

A foreign man living in Tokyo ended his phone call to a utilities company yesterday feeling tremendously well respected but making zero progress in...

Audacious Gaijin Spontaneously Inventing New Katakana Words At Will

A foreigner residing in Yokohama City is arbitrarily inventing katakana words at will, according to local sources. Several local residents have been confronted with a...

Gaijin Starts to Question Own Desires After Using Third Negative in One Japanese Sentence

UPDATED 10:43 a.m. – A foreigner perusing the aisles of a convenience store in Nakano Ward, Tokyo, has begun to doubt his own desires...

Olympics Reminds Gaijin How Annoyingly Similar Gold and Silver are in Japanese

The Rio Olympics has given Gary Pearson the chance to be reminded just how annoyingly similar gold and silver are in Japanese. “As if it...

Foreign Menace Using “Mai” (枚) to Count Long Thin Objects

A foreigner has been reportedly causing havoc for the local community in Yokohama City by using the “mai” counter expression for long thin objects. Terry...

Study Finds Positive Correlation Between Speed of Japanese Spoken and Being Awesome

A new study has found a positive correlation between the speed of which foreigners speak Japanese and their overall Japanese awesomeness. Researchers have concluded that...

Shrewd Woman Sending Message Auto-corrects Japanese Word into Unreadable Kanji

A woman living in central Tokyo made the wily decision to auto-correct a Japanese word into a kanji she herself couldn’t even read before...

Breaking: Gaijin Indiscriminately Communicating in Japanese to Other Gaijin

Reports are surfacing of a foreigner living in Chuo Ward in Tokyo attempting to initiate Japanese conversations with other gaijin. Witnesses say the man is...
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