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N Korea Successfully Launches Offensive Missile Targeting Japan

North Korea has announced its first successful offensive missile aimed squarely at the heart of Japan carrying the message, “Cherry Blossoms Suck!” “This cuts so...

Trump Scraps TPP Trade Deal For More Populist PPAP Barter System

President Donald Trump has abandoned the TPP (Trans-Pacific Partnership) trade deal by executive order and replaced it with the widely acclaimed PPAP (Pen Pineapple...

Pitchforks Hoisted As Clinton Appears In Cage At Trump Inauguration

Attendees at Donald Trump’s presidential inauguration raised pitchforks and burning torches as Hillary Clinton was elevated above the crowds in a small cage. “I thought...

U.S. Blames Putin For Osprey Aircraft Crash

The U.S. says Vladimir Putin was responsible for the downing of an MV-22 Osprey military aircraft yesterday off the coast of Okinawa. Pentagon spokesman Captain...

Trump: “Terrific Day Hearing Softbank Terms&Conditions #NeverEnoughID #IllNeverGetThose4HoursBack”

President-elect Donald Trump has spent all day finalizing a business deal with Softbank CEO Masayoshi Son providing sufficient identification and listening to an extraordinarily...

Latest Polls Find World Completely At Ease With America’s Choice For President

The latest polls from all mainstream media outlets has found that America’s choice of president, Donald Trump, is a very welcoming surprise for the...

Man Made Islands Detected Near Chinese Space Laboratory

The U.S. says China is building a fleet of man made islands in the Earth’s upper atmosphere in an apparent wide reaching space grab. Beijing...

N Korea “Successfully” Tests Nuclear Man Suit

North Korea has announced the “successful” test of a “fully functioning nuclear man suit capable of firing nuclear warheads”. The suit has been tailor made...

Chinese Fisherman Snags a 23-Square Meter Senkaku Isle

A Chinese fisherman snagged a substantial piece of Senkaku isle yesterday as 230 Chinese vessels entered disputed waters in the East China Sea. Chinese-born fisherman...

Clinton Coughs Up Wall Street Cash Fur Ball

Hillary Clinton experienced a coughing fit on stage during a Cleveland rally in Ohio on Monday spewing up a fairly sizeable furry wad of Wall...
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