A correct assumption has been made on Wednesday that a gaijin spotted walking past a station in Tokyo was almost definitely thinking about committing some sort of crime.
“All I know is, I see gaijin, and I don’t like what it’s thinking,” said 52-year-old obasan Tomoko Harada.
“It’s clearly plotting which convenience store to rob next.”
Harada kept a safe distance from behind while maintaining a close eye on its thoughts.
“I’m sure it’s also contemplating establishing its own frickin’ eikaiwa school.”
“Which, as far as I’m concerned, ranks up there as a pretty heinous crime.”
The foreigner entered a convenience store soon after and stole the heart of a 22-year-old university student after asking for her LINE ID.