Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has told a press gallery today, “It’s going be a tough election”, while wearing a nicely fitted grey onesie.
Abe said he was expecting a tightly run contest between the LDP and the other minor parties.
“I don’t know about you guys but I am just so damn comfortable in this onesie,” said Abe.
Abe ran through the LDP talking points for the day as he sipped on a cup of tea.
“Abenomics, three arrows, economic growth, China – write that down,” said Abe.
“You know the best thing about this is you don’t have to put on a shirt, then a sweater, then a jacket, then pants – it’s just one ingenious product of 100% cotton comfort.”