A Japanese pole-vaulter Hiroki Ogita has crushed both his Olympic dream and broad-sweeping bodily stereotypes with his own penis.
Ogita’s shin grazed the bar while attempting a height of 5.3 meters. “But it was his penis that delivered the final blow. Already unsteady, the bar was dislodged from its holdings when Ogita’s old fellow decided to make an appearance and slap the metal. The vaulter’s arm then collected the bar as it began to fall,” according to News.com.au.
Ogita’s penis shattered his Olympic dream but there is one light at the end of this long tunnel – it has now become the new face of shattering bodily stereotypes.
“It was a little disappointing he had to show his face just as I was attempting the 5.3 meter height but I’m glad we were finally able to put one mentally scarring stereotype for so many people well and truly to bed,” said Ogita.
Japan is planning to design an Ookii Ogita mascot to help promote this noble cause for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics.