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A man working the late night shift in Minato Ward, Tokyo, last night has rescued a pedestrian from certain death whilst wielding some kind of glowing baton.

“Last shift, I forgot my lightsaber, and at least 13 humans perished,” said Kintaro Sasaki.

“They were good souls, but unfortunately they were unable to follow a few simple traffic rules on their own to get them safely home from the station.”

According to local sources, Sasaki ultimately guided countless people around a few traffic cones surrounding a massive deathtrap about 40-centimeters deep.

“I would have fallen straight down into that pit of hell if it wasn’t for Sasaki and his awesome orange glow stick,” said 27-year-old survivor Yuki Tachibana.

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  1. Only one man on duty? For a 40cm deep hole!?
    Standards are slipping dangerously! That sort of situation requires a four man team at the very least.




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  2. This is fake news – anyone in Japan knows there should be a minimum of 100 cones for any hazard (preferably with some cute giraffe barriers). Shame I cannot post photos of the real deathtraps of Japan.




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