Jimmy Ainsworth gaijin smashed his wife of just three weeks last night in bed – the second smashing involved telling her she would have to do the family taxes because the tax system “is too much for Jimmy to handle in Japanese”.
“If it was in English it would be fine baby, but you know, it’s all in a foreign language,” said Ainsworth.
“There’s no way I can even attempt to comply with all those tax regulations written in Japanese.”
After receiving the ‘shoganai’ look of acceptance on his wife’s face, Ainsworth rolled over and fell asleep.
Ainsworth enjoyed a deep slumber after significantly lightening his load.
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