Man Torn By Free Noodle Upsize


A diner today at a Ginza ramen store suffered from severe indecisiveness upon being given the option to upgrade his noodles to large size (oomori).

The man (45) had eaten a late breakfast forcing him to doubt his ability to consume the ramen to a satisfactory level.

“Upon receiving the noodles I immediately regretted my decision,” the man said.

Trying not to make eye-contact with the ramen shop staff the man managed to reach a soup>noodle ratio.

“I knew if I could get the noodle submerged beneath the surface of the soup I could make a clean getaway”.