Muslims worldwide have signed a petition calling for a “total ban” on heavily armed Americans entering Muslim countries uninvited.
“We’re sick of Americans with guns entering our countries without proper passport checks and then proceeding to kill men, women, and children,” one Muslim said.
A spokesman for the U.S. Republican Party has rejected the petition pointing out that the world is a safer place for the plethora of wars against Muslim countries since 1980.
“If we hadn’t of invaded or occupied Muslim countries such as Iran, Libya, Lebanon, Kuwait, Iraq, Somalia, Bosnia, Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, Sudan, Kosovo, Yemen, Pakistan, and Syria, the world would be a much scarier place,” the spokesman said.
The U.S. is expected to bomb or invade at least five more Muslim countries over the coming decade.