North Korea has announced the “successful” test of a “fully functioning nuclear man suit capable of firing nuclear warheads”.

The suit has been tailor made to fit a plump delusional despot willing to stand up to the might of the U.S. military.

North Korean state news claims their supreme leader, Kim Jong-un, has already traveled around the globe three times flying at mach 1 speed.

“We now have the means to destroy any American city,” the newsreader wearing a pink traditional North Korean outfit shouted angrily.

North Korean analysts say the suit is “most likely some sort of movie prop” bought off eBay and poses no imminent threat to America’s world domination.

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