Train station staff shoving commuters into a carriage in Tokyo this morning have caused a critical leak in adult-related comic books.
The basic laws of physics determined that something just had to give – in the end that something was a mind-blowing range of x-rated cartoon publications.
Male commuters traveling on the carriage had no choice but to face the grim reality that interactions with the opposite sex in the real world required a certain level of verbal communication.
The leak caused a serious delay of around sixty seconds but the manga was quickly recycled by other salarymen waiting for the following train.
Most of the comic books shared a common denominator of some sort of monster tentacle with only one of the leaks being a novel, which surprisingly contained no erotic content.
At present, the novel has remained untouched behind the yellow line.