Suspicions Surround Wham! Claim That This Year’s Heart Recipient Will Be Well Thought Out

Wham!: Sucker for Punishment

Wham! has failed to present a solid case that he will give his heart to the right girl this Christmas.

Most people remain unconvinced of Wham!’s ability to understand what it means to be in a genuine romantic relationship.

“I’m tired of Wham!’s bullshit – he should keep his heart to himself,” said one guy.

A public survey found that 7 in 10 people know or are related to someone who has received Wham!’s heart at one point.