A talent appearing regularly on Japanese television is consistently showing none.
The 27-year-old keeps her job by acting mentally deficient and being born to one parent of a different nationality.
“I love it how she speaks like a stupid foreigner even though she’s been living in Japan since birth,” says 48-year-old housewife Mai Kaidamasu.
“I’m pretty confident this one actually is really stupid – it’s fantastic.”
The talent was discovered in Harajuku by talent scouts when she was 14, when she fortunately turned left instead of right off Takeshita Street because down the right alley was a group of your more common type of “scouts”.
The 27-year-old will soon appear on quiz shows intentionally answering all of the questions wrong until the end of the program where she will inspirationally answer one correctly and send the studio audience into a wild frenzy.
After 5 years, she’ll admit she was just pretending to be stupid and start talking like a normal person.