The Abe Administration has urged the new governor of Tokyo, Yuriko Koike, to become a strong leader by assuming the role of top “baby maker”.
As a Japanese female she has been designed for the purpose of procreating and cooking delicious meals consisting mainly of fish and miso.
“She only has one job to do and so far she hasn’t even done that right,” said one Abe Administration official about the former environment minister who is divorced without children.
“It’s time for her to lead by example and start producing offspring and possibly cooking some hearty meals for her male counterparts who will actually be doing some real work for the country.”
The Abe Administration has set an unofficial deadline of 6 months for the Tokyo Governor to find a partner, remarry, and start making a tangible contribution to the state of the nation.
Image: Yuriko Koike