President Donald Trump has abandoned the TPP (Trans-Pacific Partnership) trade deal by executive order and replaced it with the widely acclaimed PPAP (Pen Pineapple Apple Pen) barter system.
“Trading pens for apples and pineapples for pens will make America great again!” Trump told White House reporters.
Trump says the PPAP trade agreement would be a “very very good deal” for all Americans.
“It’s basic economics – I have a pen, you have an apple. Bang! Apple pen deal!”
The Trump administration says one crate of 24 apples can be traded for a 24-pack of blue or black ink ballpoint pens under the new PPAP system.
“Apples and pineapples will soon replace the now redundant US dollar and bring jobs back to America!”