Trump shot after illegal immigrant falls on stage

Donald Trump has been shot dead after an illegal immigrant has fallen onto the Rolling Thunder Rally stage yesterday in Washington DC.

Donald Trump was filmed dragging the young illegal immigrant around the stage “like a ragdoll” as rally attendees screamed with horror.

The young man was used as a political tool for about 10 minutes before local police shot Trump in the lower back.

The local police chief Wayne Miller said: “Officials made a tough choice but they made the right choice because they saved that illegal immigrant. It could have been very bad.”

Jerk-lovers around the globe have slammed the decision to shoot Trump saying he was only protecting the young man from exploitation.

Two female Trumps on stage did not approach the illegal immigrant and were unharmed.