A 23-year-old foreigner waking up with a stiff back in Fukuoka City this morning has discovered it’s because he is now 54.
“Where the hell am I?” asked a now 54-year-old Trevor Dodson, “What year is it?”
Dodson is believed to be suffering from an ailment found only in Japan known as the ‘lost decades’.
“I thought it was just the cold air, but it turns out I’ve actually aged 31 years overnight,” said Dodson.
“What happened to the bubble? And where is my bright pink shoulder-padded jacket?”
Dodson says he went to bed last night looking forward to another weekday drinking session at the Maharaja discotheque.
“I can’t believe it, what has become of me?” said Dodson, “Well, at least I still have a 22-year-old girlfriend.”