Black Pokémons in America are 10 times more likely to be fatally wounded before detainment, according to new research.

All Pokémons in the U.S. have the right to bear arms without any restrictions – making them extremely dangerous and a lot harder to catch.

“It’s rare that I would be able to detain a Pokémon without some sort of shooting exchange,” said one Pokemon Go gamer.

“It just so happens that the black Pokémon are the most threatening looking monsters.”

The research, partly funded by the NRA, ultimately recommends that people should download Pokémon Go, as the negative implications of indiscriminate deaths of black Pokémon are easily outweighed by Americans gaining some real world exercise.

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