A salaryman in Japan has leapt off a cliff this morning after being told to do so by his boss.
“Ah, yeh, I’m going to have to get you to jump off a cliff,” said the boss of 48-year-old salaryman Ken Iutagawazu.
According to local sources, Ken wasn’t able to question his superior’s authority and proceeded to use Google maps to find the nearest national park with a mountain ledge.
“Kashikomarimashitaaaaaaaaa!” Ken screamed as he dropped 120-feet to his untimely death.
Ken’s family were asked to pay for the disturbance caused to local authorities.