A huge, very strong typhoon is expected to smash into Japan on the weekend, according to a statement released by the Japan Meteorological Agency headlined “You’ve go to be f***in’ kidding me?”

“This is getting ridiculous,” says JMA spokesman Naoki Kumahiro.

“I’ve seen more typhoons this season than newborn babies.”

Typhoon Trami will miss Asia and make a beeline for Japan.

“Hopefully, next time, it will hit Asia.”

Kanpai!