FIFA - For the good of the game

The latest FIFA probe into corruption has discovered one honest official still lurking in the organisation.

It is believed he is that conscientious guy that laughs at jokes that aren’t funny, and never says no to an invitation.

FIFA executives repeatedly attempted to out the official through bribes and extortion but the extraordinary man possessed morals, sources have claimed.

FIFA president Sepp Blatter has taken the unusual step of introducing internal investigations to resolve the matter over the next several decades.


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