A foreigner has been fortunate enough to eat some noodles at his local ramen shop owing to a “Gaijin welcome pre-6pm” policy.
“I can’t believe they let me eat noodles, even though I was raised abroad,” said the gaijin.
The shop owner was unavailable for comment; however, the fear of anyone born outside of Japan starting a wild party after 6 p.m. naturally justifies a ban on foreigners eating ramen at night.
It is a well-known fact that foreigners in Japan will rush to their nearest konbini for a Strong Zero as soon as the clock strikes 18 o’clock.
“All I know is, gaijin and noodles do not mix after dark,” said one staff member who wishes to remain anonymous.
More to come.