A foreigner increased his kakkoiiness substantially last night by feigning ignorance of the Japanese language.
The man stuck exclusively to English, except when ordering a drink or speaking to groups of males.
Local women said the man was extremely attractive when English was coming out of his mouth.
“Kakkoii!” said 21-year-old Megumi Kawabata.
The man did, however, appear to understand most of what Megumi was saying in Japanese.
“It was a bit weird when he laughed after I made a joke in Japanese.”
The man also pretended to have a real job.