A foreigner living in Tokyo has spent another Christmas with all of his deep fried loved ones.
Phillip Cruise says he is happy to be able to spend time with the ones he loves rather than having to deal with the ones he was born into.
“I’d have to say this delicious piece of chicken alone is a fairly solid substitute for the majority of the members of my family,” says Cruise.
Cruise says he does miss some of his family, however KFC has “really maintained strong promotional campaigns” during the festive season to reduce any feelings of sadness.
“They’ve done a terrific job getting inside my head,” says Cruise.
“Once I take my first bite I start to forget that I even had a family.”