A foreign resident living in Osaka disposing of a bunch of junk mail is pretty sure it’s junk mail.

“These 27 are definitely junk mail, these eight I reckon I’m probably 90% sure,” says 29-year-old Greg Downes.

Greg’s girlfriend hasn’t visited his apartment for over two weeks causing a mass accumulation of “junk mail”.

“Where’s kanojo when I need her most?”

“I also have a problem with my air conditioner and I need her to ring the real estate agent for me.”

“It seems to be stuck in hot air mode.”