The baby makers of G20 leaders were relinquished from their cooking and cleaning duties in Japan for a little under an hour to pose at Tofuku-ji Temple in Kyoto on Friday.
Britain disgraced themselves at the gathering by submitting a man.
“They submitted Philip May, he can’t make babies,” said Japanese G20 official Onnaga Katou.
“But boy, Philip really can clean a mean plate or bowl.”
“It’s like when you watch one of those YouTube videos of someone doing something really mundane but really well – mesmerizing.”