The baby makers of G20 leaders were relinquished from their cooking and cleaning duties in Japan for a little under an hour to pose at Tofuku-ji Temple in Kyoto on Friday.

Britain disgraced themselves at the gathering by submitting a man.

“They submitted Philip May, he can’t make babies,” said Japanese G20 official Onnaga Katou.

“But boy, Philip really can clean a mean plate or bowl.”

“It’s like when you watch one of those YouTube videos of someone doing something really mundane but really well – mesmerizing.”

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