A 37-year-old male gaijin residing in Yokohama has finally been recognized as fluent, in opinions.

Michael Jenkins was identified as “pera pera in standpoints” at a meeting today after offering up his thoughts for the most trivial of matters.

Jenkins spent most of the meeting speaking fluent opinion to his co-staff and clients while they nodded and answered “hmmmmmmmmmmm”.

Jenkins’ opinions included methods of how the Japanese can improve society by making things more like his own country.

“No one dared challenge Jenkins-san even when he was talking absolute shite,” said co-worker Yuriko Kawabata.

“Which was most of the time.”

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Kanpai!