29-year-old Chiba University foreign exchange student Eric Roderman gave the aura of extreme fluency last night after mumbling his way through a short conversation in Japanese.
“Your Japanese is so incredible I can barely comprehend what you’re trying to say,” said one fellow exchange student.
“In fact, I can’t understand a single word that is coming out of your mouth.”
“Arito gzsu,” replied Roderman.
Sources confirmed that if Roderman’s Japanese were any clearer it would sound like complete bollocks.