Despite claiming to have an overwhelming grasp of the finer workings of Japanese society, 8-years-a-gaijin Dave Robbins probably only really gets a small percentage.

“I get most of what’s going on around here,” says Robbins.

“I’d say I probably understand about 90%”

Robbins actually only understands about 10 per cent.

Although the 32-year-old “understands” 90 per cent of what’s going on around him he always hands over 100 per cent of the mail to his wife for her to sort through.

“I can’t even tell if this is junk mail or a court order,” Robbins says.

“Do they still have the death penalty here? I get it though – this would stem from the deep-seated samurai culture of seppuku.”

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