A quick search on google maps has exposed dangerous pockets of Nazis in the local area in what can only be described as “an apparent rejuvenation of pre-war extremist values”.
“Well this isn’t a very safe neighborhood,” said 38-year-old American Trevor Roberts.
“My 1LDK is clearly behind enemy lines here.”
Roberts said he had thought about the need for his arsenal of weaponry when traveling from the US to Japan, but never imagined he may have to arm himself “with a bayonet in his local ward”.
The discovery of nazis in the area is especially disconcerting given WW3 is now potentially just one mistake away.