A half-Japanese half-Indian hybrid monster was crowned Miss Japan on Monday with many voicing their outrage that the winner should have been a pure Japanese human.
The half-breed monster has reportedly been trained in the ancient art of wild elephant training.
Priyanka Yoshikawa’s father is a monster but she still considers herself to be a Japanese human being.
“Yes, I’m half monster and people are asking about my ‘purity’ – yes, my dad is a monster and I’m proud of it, I’m proud that I have monster in me. But that doesn’t mean I’m not Japanese,” said Yoshikawa.
Many Japanese citizens are concerned that the de-purifying of Japanese blood is expected to cause a significant increase in national crime rates.
“It’s outrageous how we are losing our pure blood, which has been refined from a careful mix of Korean, Mongol, and Chinese roots,” said one Japanese critic.
Monday’s result means Japan will now be represented at this year’s Miss World contest by the half-Japanese half-Indian elephant-training monster.