Japan To Enforce Lockdown Using Passive Aggressiveness

Japan has implemented a state of emergency in Tokyo and six other prefectures (Kanagawa, Chiba, Saitama, Osaka, Hyogo and Fukuoka) now the Tokyo 2020...

Japanese Woman Self Isolating In Kitchen Since 1978

A Japanese woman has continued her self-isolation in the kitchen since around the time of the last Tokyo Olympics. “What’s new? I’ve been in kitchen lockdown...

Salaryman Lives To Work

A salaryman has struggled through another weekend before beginning a new week of work. “Thank God it’s Monday,” said 43-year-old salaryman Takashi Sakamoto as he...

Coronavirus In Tokyo Working Overtime Until 8pm

The coronavirus in Tokyo is currently working overtime until 8pm in Tokyo, Chiba, Saitama and Kanagawa. “At least we can clock off once it hits...

Osaka Mayor Accuses Women Of Taking Too Long To Cook Dinner For Husbands

The mayor of Osaka has suggested men could cook a lot quicker than women at current recorded speeds of wives knocking up meals for...

Gaijin Maintains Safe Distance On Train By Being Gaijin

A foreigner residing in Tokyo has had a safe train journey this morning with fellow commuters continuing to practice customary gaijin distancing rules. “Everyone kept at least...