A resident of Chiyoda Ward in Tokyo has declared to himself that the time has come to beat the crap out of his futon.

Parts of Kyle Mansfield’s body has been touching the floor through the futon for around the last five weeks.

“The point at which the pain in my lower back has overtaken the pain required to carry the futon outside to the balcony and smash it with my tennis racquet has arrived,” says Mansfield.

Mansfield could have just bought a cheap mattress of reasonable quality from Nitori five years ago, but continues to beat the crap out of his futon every four months.

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