Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has told a press gallery today, “It’s going be a tough election”, while wearing a nicely fitted grey onesie.

Abe said he was expecting a tightly run contest between the LDP and the other minor parties.

“I don’t know about you guys but I am just so damn comfortable in this onesie,” said Abe.

Abe ran through the LDP talking points for the day as he sipped on a cup of tea.

“Abenomics, three arrows, economic growth, China – write that down,” said Abe.

“You know the best thing about this is you don’t have to put on a shirt, then a sweater, then a jacket, then pants – it’s just one ingenious product of 100% cotton comfort.”

Images: iandeth, Paris


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