TOKYO — Japan announced today it has reached peak English skills and cancelled all foreign resident visas.
“I think I speak for everyone when I say, we’ve had enough American jokes for one century,” Japanese Foreign Minister Taro Kono said on Friday.
“You can take your plurals and prepositions, and get out.”
Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe told reporters, “Today, we happiness life to announce Engrish, how you say… accomplish mission.”
Foreigners have been courteously asked to take all their trash home with them.
“They even forced me to separate my garbage into carry-on and checked baggage,” said 27-years-a-gaijin Stephen Munday.