Japan has lost to a bunch of white people that don’t speak English.

Japan struggled to keep their composure after hearing the opposition players speaking to each other in a weird language that wasn’t English.

“I just couldn’t keep focus,” said Takashi Inui senshu, “I thought all whiteys spoke English.”

Ultimately, the Japanese players couldn’t maintain their concentration and lost 0-1, but managed to scrape through to the knockout phase.

Japan are still expected to win the World Cup.

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