Japan descended into chaos on Saturday following the passage of a bill to expand the entry of foreign workers.

“Iyada!” yelled one member of parliament.

“Oh mai gaa!” screamed another.

People on the streets commenced pegging chairs through shop front windows once news of the legislation spread.

“Okay fine! I’ll clean the toilets!” yelled another desperate diet member.

Japan will now lose all of its long-held traditions, such as taking one’s shoes off before entering the house, and sharing the same bath water with the entire family.

“This will be the end of full Japan as we know it,” said one local, “our nation will henceforth be known as ‘haafu’”.

Foreigners in Japan are still baffled as to why politicians are working on a weekend passing laws.

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