Japan Has Released Sakura-Flavored Aso Just In Time For Spring

Japan has released sakura (cherry blossom) flavored Aso, the current minister of finance, for the budgetary process beginning in spring.

“We’re sick of this Aso telling us about these imaginary arrows, it’s about time they made some changes,” said one voter from Yokohama City.

“I just hope this sakura Aso tastes a lot better than the bloody Aso we have right now,” said another voter from Shinjuku ward.

The new limited edition Aso is expected to be more popular amongst every voter demographic.

Sakura flavoured Aso will be discontinued mid-year and replaced again by the regular Aso.


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