A menu for normal people was substituted for a foreign language menu yesterday without prior consent of the customer.
“I made the executive decision based on the size of his head,” said 19-year-old staff member Kotei Gainen.
“Yeah that’s a pretty small skull, I’m thinking it holds a brain that only comprehends English.”
Peter Oxley refused to read the English menu and asked Gainen if he could politely return the Japanese menu.
“Can I please have the Japanese menu back, kudasai?” asked Oxley.
Gainen returned the normal menu but maintained some serious reservations.
“Actually, eigo kudasai,” Oxley finally conceded after attempting to read the normal menu for around twenty seconds.