A Japanese person is reportedly speaking Japanese abnormally fast.
“Why does she have to speak at such ridiculous speeds?” thought foreign resident Bill Thompson.
“Come to think of it, everyone here speaks really quick.”
Thompson believes he heard 44-year-old Subayaku Ensetsu say the word “ikemen”, so she must have been making conversation about how cool he looks.
“Iyaiyaiyaiyaiya,” Thompson replied shaking his head.
Ensetsu was actually talking about some “noodles” she had recently eaten at “Ikea”.