Japanese Government Cancels The Truth Due To Coronavirus

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has cancelled the truth in a failed attempt to protect the postponement of the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games and the...

Japanese Government Resigns After Minister Says He’ll Take Paternity Leave

In a shock announcement, Japan’s entire government has confirmed it will resign after Environment Minister Shinjiro Koizumi said he would be taking paternity leave.

PM Abe Blames Disabled People For Government Corruption

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has accused mentally disabled government staff members for systematic corruption, including bribing citizens to vote for the ruling party.

Politicians Wear Bento Boxes To Indicate When They’re “Hangry”

Japanese lawmakers are putting bento boxes on their heads to show when they are “hangry” in order to foster better relations among...

Japanese Party In Power Since 1955 (Except 4 Years) Disgusted By China’s Lack Of...

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe criticized China on Wednesday for its “lack of democratic institutions” when asked about escalating violence in Hong Kong.

Emperor Naruhito Launches Twitter Account

The recently enthroned Emperor of Japan has embraced 21st century technology and launched a new Twitter account under the handle name @EmperorNaruhit2.

Kepco CEO Makoto Yagi To Be Endlessly Detained Like Nissan’s Ghosn

Kansai Electric Power Co. Chairman Makoto Yagi will be detained for consecutive months without a clear path to freedom after allegedly receiving...

Japan Developing Eternal Shinzo Abe Robot

The Japanese government is attempting to develop a Shinzo Abe cyborg it believes can rule the nation for all eternity.

Unpopular Man Wins Again

A widely unpopular man has won another election in Japan with only 22.7% of eligible voters voting. “I couldn’t be...

Japanese Citizen Has No Other Option But To Vote For Abe

A Japanese constituent staring at an election poster board has come to the conclusion that he has no choice but to vote for...

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