Kepco CEO Makoto Yagi To Be Endlessly Detained Like Nissan’s Ghosn

Kansai Electric Power Co. Chairman Makoto Yagi will be detained for consecutive months without a clear path to freedom after allegedly receiving...

Japan Developing Eternal Shinzo Abe Robot

The Japanese government is attempting to develop a Shinzo Abe cyborg it believes can rule the nation for all eternity.

Unpopular Man Wins Again

A widely unpopular man has won another election in Japan with only 22.7% of eligible voters voting. “I couldn’t be...

Japanese Citizen Has No Other Option But To Vote For Abe

A Japanese constituent staring at an election poster board has come to the conclusion that he has no choice but to vote for...

Politician Support Rises After Installation Of Massive Speaker On Van

A politician has increased support over rival candidates, according to a Kyodo News poll on Saturday, after installing a gigantic megaphone on...

G20 Baby Makers Pose For Photo In Kyoto

The baby makers of G20 leaders were relinquished from their cooking and cleaning duties in Japan for a little under an hour to pose...

Abe Doesn’t Know Whether To Hug Or Kiss G20 Leaders

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe struggled to know what to do with his hands when meeting with other world leaders at the G20 summit...

New Law States Gov’t Responsible For Teaching Stroke Order To Foreigners

The Diet on Friday passed a bill stipulating for the first time the responsibility of the central and municipal governments for promoting...

Labor Minister Says High Heels Necessary To Cook Dinner

Japan’s health and labour minister Takumi Nemoto has defended kitchens that require women to wear high heels to cook, arguing it is “necessary...

Japanese Minister Says “Women Are Failing As Baby Makers”

LDP lawmaker Yoshitaka Sakurada addressed the problem of the nation’s shrinking population by giving birth to another pearl of wisdom.

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