Japan Elects Tokyo Governor Via Live Game of Lubricant Stairs King of the Hill

Former environment minister Yuriko Koike of the Liberal Democratic Party has been elected governor of Tokyo after triumphing in a game of “Lube Stairs...

Political Candidate Rejects White Gloves For Pair of White Fighting Peacocks

A Democratic Party candidate running for the upper house election has exchanged his white gloves for a pair of white fighting peacocks. Politicians in Japan...

“It’s Going be a Tough Election,” Abe Tells the Press in a Snug Pure...

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has told a press gallery today, “It’s going be a tough election”, while wearing a nicely fitted grey onesie. Abe said...

Election Update: Abe Navigates Boat Near Senkaku Islands Dressed as a Chinaman

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been sighted piloting a Chinese boat near the Senkaku Islands in the East China Sea. A photograph taken by the...

TEPCO Chief Blames Gov’t: “I wasn’t allowed to use term ‘felt down’ with my...

Tokyo Electric Power Company (TEPCO) President Naomi Hirose has blamed then Prime Minister Naoto Kan for prohibiting him from using the phrase “felt down” to...

Masuzoe Nephew Tipped to Win Tokyo Governor Election

The nephew of disgraced Tokyo Governor Yoichi Masuzoe, Yusuke Masuzoe, is now the most favored candidate in the upcoming election to replace his uncle. Masuzoe’s nephew...

Angela Merkel Told to Pour Beers for Male G7 Leaders

German Chancellor Angela Merkel was politely informed yesterday by Prime Minister Shinzo Abe that she needed to pour the beers for her male counterparts...

Masuzoe Spending ‎¥‎300,000 on Bald Head Shine ‘Improper’ but not Illegal

Tokyo Governor Yoichi Masuzoe has refused to resign after a probe into allegations of a misuse of public funds found that his use of ‎¥‎300,000...

Abe Asks Obama, “Can You Teach Me English?”

Soon after arriving in Japan for the G7 summit U.S. President Barack Obama has been asked by PM Abe if he’ll teach him English. “You...

Tokyo Governor Sorry for Misusing Funds Live from Hawaii

Tokyo Governor Yoichi Masuzoe has apologized for misusing public funds via live feed from Hawaii. “I used public funds for online shopping and I'm sorry...

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