Abe Asks Obama, “Can You Teach Me English?”

Soon after arriving in Japan for the G7 summit U.S. President Barack Obama has been asked by PM Abe if he’ll teach him English. “You...

Tokyo Governor Sorry for Misusing Funds Live from Hawaii

Tokyo Governor Yoichi Masuzoe has apologized for misusing public funds via live feed from Hawaii. “I used public funds for online shopping and I'm sorry...

Fault Line In NHK President’s Mental Reasoning Poses No Real Threat

A fault line discovered in NHK President Katsuto Momii’s mental reasoning just under the surface of his brain poses no real threat, according to...

Japanese Diplomat In Australia Throws PET Bottle Into Normal Trash After Failed Submarine Bid

An angry Japanese diplomat has thrown his Coca-cola PET bottle into the normal trashcan in Australia after learning Japan lost its $50 billion submarine...

Government Actions Censored As Japan Falls In Press Freedom Rankings

Japan’s dramatic fall in press freedom rankings has coincided with censorship over what Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been putting in his mouth. The state...

Abe Sends Offering To Yasukuni Shrine In The Form Of A Hogtied Okinawa Governor

Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has paid his respects to the fallen by offering a bound and gagged Okinawa Governor Takeshi Onaga to Yasukuni Shrine. The...

Kind-hearted Ospreys Give Aid And Backrubs To Kumamoto Citizens

Compassionate U.S. Ospreys have arrived in Kumamoto Prefecture to provide aid to citizens affected by a series of major earthquakes. The U.S. military Ospreys have...

Okinawa Dispute Finally Settled By ‘Jan Ken’ Tournament

The ongoing dispute between the Japanese central government and Okinawa over the relocation of U.S. military bases has finally been settled by a paper,...

Becky Blamed For LDP Lawmaker’s Extramarital Affair

The government has announced it will setup an investigative committee exploring Becky’s involvement in LDP lawmaker Kensuke Miyazaki’s extramarital affair. “As a celebrity with a...

Communications Minister Shows Journalists How To Use A Ball-Gag

Japan’s Internal Affairs and Communications Minister, Sanae Takaichi, has given a hands-on demonstration on how to put on a ball-gag at a press conference...

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