Japan Developing Eternal Shinzo Abe Robot

The Japanese government is attempting to develop a Shinzo Abe cyborg it believes can rule the nation for all eternity.

‘Premium Friday’ Boosts Economy With Expenditures Under The Influence

The Japanese government has launched the inaugural ‘Premium Friday’ campaign this week – an initiative for workers to begin their weekends early so they can...

Japanese Diplomat In Australia Throws PET Bottle Into Normal Trash After Failed Submarine Bid

An angry Japanese diplomat has thrown his Coca-cola PET bottle into the normal trashcan in Australia after learning Japan lost its $50 billion submarine...

Japanese Government Cancels The Truth Due To Coronavirus

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has cancelled the truth in a failed attempt to protect the postponement of the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games and the...

Masuzoe Spending ‎¥‎300,000 on Bald Head Shine ‘Improper’ but not Illegal

Tokyo Governor Yoichi Masuzoe has refused to resign after a probe into allegations of a misuse of public funds found that his use of ‎¥‎300,000...

Party Of Hope And Democratic Party Of Japan Merge To Form ‘Japan no Hope’

The Party of Hope and the Democratic Party Of Japan announced a merger on Monday to forming the new ‘Japan no Hope’ party. “With our forces...

VIDEO: Abe Falls Into Golf Bunker

Video footage has emerged of Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe falling into a bunker while playing golf with U.S. President Donald Trump on Sunday....

Women Wanting Equality Are “Selfish”, Says LDP Secretary-General Nikai

TOKYO — A leading Liberal Democratic Party official on Tuesday criticized “women striving for equality” as being “selfish”. “Now they want childcare, next they’ll be...

Japan Elects Tokyo Governor Via Live Game of Lubricant Stairs King of the Hill

Former environment minister Yuriko Koike of the Liberal Democratic Party has been elected governor of Tokyo after triumphing in a game of “Lube Stairs...

Abe Reshuffles Cabinet, Still Stinks Like Same Old Festering Shit

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has attempted to shore up the functionality of his medicine cabinet by shifting around the same old members to different...

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