Communications Minister Shows Journalists How To Use A Ball-Gag

Japan’s Internal Affairs and Communications Minister, Sanae Takaichi, has given a hands-on demonstration on how to put on a ball-gag at a press conference...

Abe Asks Obama, “Can You Teach Me English?”

Soon after arriving in Japan for the G7 summit U.S. President Barack Obama has been asked by PM Abe if he’ll teach him English. “You...

“I Only Use Fax Machines,” Says Japan’s Minister In Charge Of Cybersecurity

The Japanese government minister in charge of major changes to a key cyber security law has admitted he only uses fax machines. Yoshitaka Sakurada made...

Foreigners Storm Parliament To Stop Legislation Accepting More Foreigners

Japan’s national diet was invaded today by long-term foreign residents in an attempt to stop legislation to permit more foreign workers. In a last-minute effort...

Chaos Erupts In Japanese Press Conference After Truth Escapes

A news conference held by Miyazaki Prefectural government officials descended into anarchy yesterday after the truth escaped from a carefully regulated briefing. “It was in...

Abe Told Trump “Japan Doesn’t Need Another 25 Million English Teachers”

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe responded to Donald Trump’s threat to ship 25 million Mexicans to Japan saying the country doesn't need more English...

Politician Connects With More People, Increases Speaker Volume

An RDP candidate in Tokyo has implemented an original method of connecting with constituents by increasing the volume of his campaign car speakers. Lower House candidates are banned...

Abe Says He Would Appoint More Women If “They Were As Hot As Ivanka...

Ivanka Trump has arrived in Japan on Friday and she was looking incredibly spectacular – she also said a few words from her mouth. Ivanka Trump,...

Royal Wedding Postponed Until Commoner Knows What’s Best

The Imperial Household Agency announced Tuesday that Princess Mako announced that her wedding will be delayed by at least two years or until her...

White Man Blows Minds In Japan With Lack Of English Proficiency

A white middle-aged man has been infiltrating and blowing minds in Japan with his palpable lack of English speaking skills. “My mind received a fair...

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