Mayuko Toyota Distributes Flyers To Constituents Who Aren’t Bald

Lawmaker Mayuko Toyota has miraculously recovered in hospital from a serious bout of ‘needing-to-escape-from-the-public-eye-while-a-political-shitstorm-passes-by’ and has resumed campaigning for upcoming elections. Toyota visited three train...

‘I’m Being Selfless For Wanting To Send People To War’: Takaya Muto

A ruling party lawmaker has earned widespread praise for his Twitter commentary outlining his selflessness for wanting to send the youth of Japan to...

Olympics Minister Confesses To “Hating Sport”

Yoshitaka Sakurada, minister for both cyber security and the 2020 Tokyo Olympics and Paralympics, who recently admitted that he can’t use computers...

‘Depopulation Minister’ Emphasizes Awareness: You Can’t Start A Family With A Cartoon

The Abe Administration has assigned a new cabinet minister charged with solving Japan’s population slide. Deputy Chief Cabinet Secretary Katsunobu Kato began his new post...

Abe Pledges Quota Of Female Handshakes In Government

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has announced plans to bolster the government’s ‘womenomics’ agenda pledging a quota of female handshakes to be employed each...

Abe Says Nation Would Have Constitutional Reform Allowing War “If It Wasn’t For Democracy”

Seventy-two years after the instalment of Japan’s pacifist Constitution, Prime Minister Shinzo Abe promised members of the Japan Conference (Nippon Kaigi) that...

NHK Apologizes For Fascist Leader T-Shirt Worn By TV Guest

TOKYO – Japan’s public broadcasting network has made an official apology after allowing a guest on the “Afternoon Live” daily talk show on Wednesday to...

Women Wanting Equality Are “Selfish”, Says LDP Secretary-General Nikai

TOKYO — A leading Liberal Democratic Party official on Tuesday criticized “women striving for equality” as being “selfish”. “Now they want childcare, next they’ll be...

Japan’s Cybersecurity Minister Admits He “Doesn’t Know Prime Minister Shinzo Abe”

Yoshitaka Sakurada, the minister for cybersecurity who recently confessed that he does not use computers, has now told a Diet committee that he is...

Abe Democratically Re-elected Dictator

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been democratically re-elected by the Liberal Democratic Party of Japan (LDP), Japan’s ruling party, giving him a clear path...

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