Chaos Erupts In Japanese Press Conference After Truth Escapes

A news conference held by Miyazaki Prefectural government officials descended into anarchy yesterday after the truth escaped from a carefully regulated briefing. “It was in...

Abe Told Trump “Japan Doesn’t Need Another 25 Million English Teachers”

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe responded to Donald Trump’s threat to ship 25 million Mexicans to Japan saying the country doesn't need more English...

Abe Says He Would Appoint More Women If “They Were As Hot As Ivanka...

Ivanka Trump has arrived in Japan on Friday and she was looking incredibly spectacular – she also said a few words from her mouth. Ivanka Trump,...

Japanese Party In Power Since 1955 (Except 4 Years) Disgusted By China’s Lack Of...

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe criticized China on Wednesday for its “lack of democratic institutions” when asked about escalating violence in Hong Kong.

Politician Connects With More People, Increases Speaker Volume

An RDP candidate in Tokyo has implemented an original method of connecting with constituents by increasing the volume of his campaign car speakers. Lower House candidates are banned...

Japan Developing Eternal Shinzo Abe Robot

The Japanese government is attempting to develop a Shinzo Abe cyborg it believes can rule the nation for all eternity.

Kono Asks To Be Referred To By Kanji Meaning: “Fat Son Of The Wild...

The Japanese foreign minister Taro Kono has asked the foreign media to refer to Japanese people by the true meaning of their...

Royal Wedding Postponed Until Commoner Knows What’s Best

The Imperial Household Agency announced Tuesday that Princess Mako announced that her wedding will be delayed by at least two years or until her...

Japanese Prime Minister Asks May, “What Are You Cooking Your Husband For Dinner?”

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe asked British Prime Minister Theresa May at a news conference in London on Thursday what kind of meal she...

White Man Blows Minds In Japan With Lack Of English Proficiency

A white middle-aged man has been infiltrating and blowing minds in Japan with his palpable lack of English speaking skills. “My mind received a fair...

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