Masuzoe Nephew Tipped to Win Tokyo Governor Election

The nephew of disgraced Tokyo Governor Yoichi Masuzoe, Yusuke Masuzoe, is now the most favored candidate in the upcoming election to replace his uncle. Masuzoe’s nephew...

Angela Merkel Told to Pour Beers for Male G7 Leaders

German Chancellor Angela Merkel was politely informed yesterday by Prime Minister Shinzo Abe that she needed to pour the beers for her male counterparts...

Masuzoe Spending ‎¥‎300,000 on Bald Head Shine ‘Improper’ but not Illegal

Tokyo Governor Yoichi Masuzoe has refused to resign after a probe into allegations of a misuse of public funds found that his use of ‎¥‎300,000...

Abe Asks Obama, “Can You Teach Me English?”

Soon after arriving in Japan for the G7 summit U.S. President Barack Obama has been asked by PM Abe if he’ll teach him English. “You...

Tokyo Governor Sorry for Misusing Funds Live from Hawaii

Tokyo Governor Yoichi Masuzoe has apologized for misusing public funds via live feed from Hawaii. “I used public funds for online shopping and I'm sorry...

Fault Line In NHK President’s Mental Reasoning Poses No Real Threat

A fault line discovered in NHK President Katsuto Momii’s mental reasoning just under the surface of his brain poses no real threat, according to...

Japanese Diplomat In Australia Throws PET Bottle Into Normal Trash After Failed Submarine Bid

An angry Japanese diplomat has thrown his Coca-cola PET bottle into the normal trashcan in Australia after learning Japan lost its $50 billion submarine...

Government Actions Censored As Japan Falls In Press Freedom Rankings

Japan’s dramatic fall in press freedom rankings has coincided with censorship over what Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been putting in his mouth. The state...

Abe Sends Offering To Yasukuni Shrine In The Form Of A Hogtied Okinawa Governor

Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has paid his respects to the fallen by offering a bound and gagged Okinawa Governor Takeshi Onaga to Yasukuni Shrine. The...

Kind-hearted Ospreys Give Aid And Backrubs To Kumamoto Citizens

Compassionate U.S. Ospreys have arrived in Kumamoto Prefecture to provide aid to citizens affected by a series of major earthquakes. The U.S. military Ospreys have...

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