“Disaster” Named Kanji Of The Year As Earthquake Hits Japan

The kanji for disaster (災) has been selected as Japan’s Kanji of the Year for 2018 as a 7.1 earthquake hit Kyoto. The kanji character...

Foreigner Tries To Explain Meaning Of ‘Yoroshiku’

A foreigner inhabiting Tokyo has tried to explain the term “Yoroshiku (onegai shimasu)” to an inferior foreigner friend just recently coming to Japan. “It means…...

BREAKING: Green Traffic Light Is Blue

A newbie gaijin has learnt for the first time that a green traffic light is in fact blue. The groundbreaking finding shifted 2-months-a-gaijin Ivan Jones...

Gaijin About 60% Less Kakkoii When Speaking In Japanese

Local women have unanimously thought some gaijin residing in Chiyoda Ward in Tokyo has reduced kakkoii-ness when talking in Japanese. “He really shouldn’t try to...

Learning-reading-of-紅葉 Season Begins

The learning-reading-of-紅葉 season has begun in Japan. The season is an annual phenomenon for non-native speakers of the Japanese language. “It’s that time of year again,”...

Gaijin Discovers You Can Get A Small イ By Typing “xi”

After years of trial and error, a foreigner has finally found out how to type a small “イ”. “I accidentally produced an ィ last week...

BREAKING NEWS: Leaked JLPT Answers Confirm Organization Is Evil

Leaked Japanese Language Proficiency Test (JLPT) files detailing the answers for upcoming tests have confirmed the organization is inherently evil. The files show copies of...

Japan Still Refusing To Reveal Difference Between は And が

Japan has yet to reveal to a foreigner living in Japan for over 8 years the difference between the particles ‘は’ and ‘が’. “I don’t...

Man Types English In Japanese

A man typing on his computer has produced a mass of incomprehensible letters, hiragana, katakana, and kanji after failing to change the keyboard settings...

Kanjis ‘開’ And ‘閉’ Frighteningly Similar

The kanji for ‘open’ and ‘close’ in elevators across Japan have remained disturbingly alike today for almost all foreigners, except Chinese. Most foreigners living in...

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